The Kapture makes this list based on its spelling alone. Yuck. No, but seriously, this is quite an odd piece of wearable technology and one for which there isn’t a great deal of demand. The Kapture sits on your wrist and pretends to be a watch while recording everything that it hears, which is a little bit creepy. Then, if you want to “kapture” something that you’ve heard in the last minute, you simply tap the wristband and all local sounds from the past 60 seconds will be stored on the device. However, users of the Kapture have reported issues ranging from random vibrations to the device often not storing the recorded audio when requested. Come on Kapture, you had one job!